October 30, 2007

Today was a normal day really. Apart from going to work in pj's, there wasn't anything special about the day. (pj's to work = spirit week)

Then the work day ended and I got in my car to go home. I'm off and I feel something's not right. Literally a minute away from school there's this apt building and a massive church. So I pull in there and parked right infront of the dumpster that way I wasn't blocking any entrance and exit ways. I step out of the car and see that my front right tire is FLAT. The tire wasn't low on air, it was flat down to the rim. Obviously this was my guess and that's why I stopped. So, seeing as though I've never changed a tire in my life, I called for back up. I first looked around and there was no one in sight so I called my father who was promptly on his way.

Meanwhile I'm just sitting in the car for like 10min waiting when the apt building security guard comes over to my car. I'm on the phone trying to explain to my father where I am and then I have this old bitch telling my that I can't park there. I tell her I have a flat. She doesn't care and tells me that I have to move the car. I tell her that the car had just been fixed and I'm not going to move the car so as to fuck up the rim. She doesn't care and tells me that it's illegal for me to be there because there's a fire hydrant on the wall. I was thinking "bitch! there's no fire right now! leave me the fuck alone!" Of course I didn't say that.

Stress level rises which is causing my TN to act up. I looked at where she wanted me to move the car. No. The rim would've had to have gone over a metal rail and I wasn't going to do that. She then proceeds to tell me that she'll call the police on me...that she's not getting in trouble because of me.

So let's recap: I have a bad flat which I have no idea how to change; I have my father on the phone asking me what the dumbass woman wants; I have the bitch threatening to call the police on me and telling to move my car; and for extra fun I now had facial and head pains.

I couldn't handle it, I was about to explode so it's lucky that fucking woman left. My father was like "let her call the police, they'll come and change the tire and not give you a ticket".

My father arrived shortly after that, tire got changed and we went to get the busted one fixed. Of course when I got back in the car after the spare was on, I completely flipped off the security guard. And not just a little bit...I flipped her off as I backed out, drove away and turned the corner!